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Biggest Twat ??????? ............................ has to be Tony look at the facts: 1. Orange mk 1 Escort Mexico (lookalike) ...............Twat!!! 2. Curly haired semi ginger .................Twat!!! 3. Those tapes were rene & renata in a clash case ...............Twat!!! 4. Essex boy personified ( colchester ). ..................Twat!!! 5. Went back to the land of bennys without being made to ..............Twat!!! 6. Looked like a pimp in Lowesons wedding photo's ................Twat!!! I rest my case.  no i still stick with col newman on this one 1. used to drive round in a clapped out tr6 thinking he was Jason King looking for a gay wine bar ........Twat !!!!!!!! 2. had hair like herman munster 3.favourite tapes were shakin stevens and the rubettes 4. you never see dawn french and col newman together at the same time , spooky that ! 5.moved back to gloucestershire which is the cousin marrying centre of the world 6 . and only fitted in lowersons wedding photo coz it was super wide angle , twat , twat,twat  p.s look forward to seeing you on the sunday after the rugby col !!!! twat |
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Biggest Twat ??????? ............................ has to be Tony look at the facts: 1. Orange mk 1 Escort Mexico (lookalike) ...............Twat!!! 2. Curly haired semi ginger .................Twat!!! 3. Those tapes were rene & renata in a clash case ...............Twat!!! 4. Essex boy personified ( colchester ). ..................Twat!!! 5. Went back to the land of bennys without being made to ..............Twat!!! 6. Looked like a pimp in Lowesons wedding photo's ................Twat!!! I rest my case. |
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Thanks for the character reference tony, I shall put it on my next CV
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yes there are some classic cocks mentioned lumpy gill had me on the brass line in front of that cock cowling i had only popped me head through the window and then got frog marched around camp by those two Cants welcome to 28 there 5 minutes and sweating me nards off, with regards to mr McKinnon OC 24 sqn enough said and geordie craddock the help for heroes coordinator for the medway towns pushing for an OBE or MBE again enough said
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just posted a pic of LUMPY GILL in the gallery .....for all those who have never had the pleasure to meet him .......he still couldnt manage a smile after all these years !
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got to be LUMPY GILL   aswell for me , RSM at 28 AMPH when i got there , hated by the whole regtiment and even his wife . his wife worked in the NAAFI and would open your developed pictures before giving them to you , then she would tell Lumpy Gill if there was anything inappropriate in the photos . He ruled the Regt with an iron fist , i met him in the SGTS mess at chatham about 4 years ago on a 28 reunion .....and took great pleasure in calling the miserable tw@t Lumpy during our brief conversation . |
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sgt stu kitchen provo sgt at 36 regt ,rsm grimshaw even fucking hated him,i got posted and after two years while at 24,he was posted as our new staffy,first excersice, reverse strip on a 14 bay ,asked what were the mgb straps were for,a1 twat,he was replaced at 36 as provo sgt by geordie craddock another twat  |
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His name was KEVIN Tommo. Kevin the troopy
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It has to be without a doubt, Lt SPINKS, 50 sqn in the days that Mac Macloughlin was his driver, also his personal slave in the officer's mess in 36 Eng Regt. What a t__t. In fact such a T__t I cannot remember his first name, or perhaps I have T__T. You might have guessed although funny I don't use the word.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 06:56:16 PM » |
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Ossie Peters was my section Cpl. in Paderborn. A twat of the lowest order. When he got promoted to Sergeant he was, obviously, Mr Vice at his first formal dinner. He gave the loyal toast and missed his f*****g lips! He was given the job of provo Sgt. We would occasionally phone the guard room and if Ossie answered we would do a 'drum beat' on the table and ask if he got the message.
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Its got to be Mungo Melvin when he was CO 28 Hameln, his wife use to demand the guard call here marm, because she use to where his rank, that man was a total TWAT  Ha! I went to school with Mungo. Was alright there - never met him in the Corps.... This seems to good a thread to let die off so here's a couple . . starting with Mungo Melvin. . yep, a twat of the highest order . . post Bosnia in 95 he called the whole of 28 Regt up into an open square so he could arrive on a rover sans canopy to address us all . . told us that our 6 months away was being rewarded with a load of exercises so we could get back into it again!! Dick! He then awarded Stu Rankin's Comb Services Running Colours to the wrong man when little fat Spr Rankin from 64 MT was pushed forward!!! The whole Regt pissed itself! He genuinely wrote the Army Leadership manual . . just forgot to read it!! John Batty 28 RSM from hell (old school) in 82 his half decent name being his only redeeming feature! Tony Burnside Oc 522 in Willich . . having 'commanded' gurkhas, (loosest sense of the word) he tried to treat all sappers the same way Just a complete knob . . . god I hope to see him again one day! Gerry Lakey . . . . . little man syndrome . . . and then there was BS! REgards  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 11:58:09 PM » |
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Lumpy Gill wins it for me, I worked with his wife in the Med Centre at Hamlen, she even hated the bastard.
Another cunt at 3tp 64 aes was a right bullying bastard called Kev Couling, I hope he has died of something real slow and painful.
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ossie peters was sazman 24sqn and he would be one of those who would be in the line for the biggest twat!
but Danny Casey takes some beating (and so he should, the twat)
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2008, 10:20:13 PM » |
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Never met him, but Ossie Peters sound a Great stand up guy, as long as you don't live next door!! Top story
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I think I remember Matten. He was an ugly bastard. Did he go to Kenya with 50 Field cause if he did it was him that must of had that barbed wire compound build with a 160 pound tent in to jail Jimmy Watson after some agro in Nakuro.
Who rembers Staff Davies but the way and the Lake Lomond insident....You must do John
Trout face! Well I would remember it wouldn't I, Bloke was a complete cock. I still chuckle when I picture him out cold on the shore, then he came around ran into Mick Phillips's caravan and tried it on with him. Mistake.  |
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I remember the nameand can picture the man, but not the incident???????
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2007, 05:35:53 PM » |
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Sonny, remind me with the incident at Loch Lomond, l am intrigued
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I still say it was at Willich one Major Chris Davies, who then went on the 9 Sqn, where it was alledged a S/Sgt committed suicide because if Davies, then he went onto Ripon........Poor Sods...... God only knows where he is now and to be honest no one should care or give a damn!
If he took a dislike to you, he always made it known in front of the whole unit, how to make friends and influence people...NOT
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I think I remember Matten. He was an ugly bastard. Did he go to Kenya with 50 Field cause if he did it was him that must of had that barbed wire compound build with a 160 pound tent in to jail Jimmy Watson after some agro in Nakuro.
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There obviously no mirrors in your house mister Daniel Joseph Casey, or you would take the time to have a good long hard look at your self and re-address your comments in an inwardly direction!
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Must admit, I avoided putting any names on here, scared of meeting up with them in the future. But I did notice someone had put Ian McKinnon on here earlier. I never had a problem with him in Cyprus (83-86) but then I was a full screw and he was a Spr/Lance jack. Anyway saw him at the Veterans open day at Kitchener barracks, he's on his second posting there as a Major, although speaking to others who were there as well, don't think he's universally liked, but as I say was still quite pleased to chat with me, must be a rank thing  I Thought Ian Mackinnon was ok.Got on well with him when he was a Staffy MPF in 43.He liked a beer up the bar then he wanted to fight and usually did.Saw him at the army/navy a couple of years back he was pissed and denied knowing me when i spoke to him only 30 min later he knew me when he walked passed.I suppose he was out shone by the badge at the time  Phillips.There both down the pondarosa now rank's of Major |
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I don't believe this Bell End is now Lt Col. Thanks FCUK i left when i did. Hes one for the list Capt Mackeliney (Footballer 28 AMPH Regt) Ao 33 Fd Sqn NI 97-98 Ish, QM 65 Fd Pk SQN 98 - 2001, OC 64 Sqn _ He has to be up their with the rest REgards Bush  I am glad I am not still in with A - Holes like him running the Corps  Andy M. Would not blink an eye in double tapping him in the head  If I was still in I would have to go and find my self a rifle sling REgards Bush  |
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Its got to be Mungo Melvin when he was CO 28 Hameln, his wife use to demand the guard call here marm, because she use to where his rank, that man was a total TWAT Ha! I went to school with Mungo. Was alright there - never met him in the Corps.... |
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Browny how come you have never put down your love of Mr Macklin????
Did we hear he is now General Macklin????
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I don't believe this Bell End is now Lt Col. Thanks FCUK i left when i did. Hes one for the list Capt Mackeliney (Footballer 28 AMPH Regt) Ao 33 Fd Sqn NI 97-98 Ish, QM 65 Fd Pk SQN 98 - 2001, OC 64 Sqn _ He has to be up their with the rest REgards Bush |
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Staff Sgt Don Ranson
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Used to grate you for the smallest of misshaps.
Kept the beer in his office then sneaked it back to his pad and shared it with his mate Capt. Mick Lobb.
Mt Sgt who´s name escapes me brocke said office door down to give the lad´s a Friday happy hour.
Bet he dont join this site
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Looked at this one long and hard.
Staff Sgt Don Ranson
Supt Tp Staffie in 10 Sqn Gütersloh. Late 80s.
Used to grate you for the smallest of misshaps.
Kept the beer in his office then sneaked it back to his pad and shared it with his mate Capt. Mick Lobb.
Mt Sgt who´s name escapes me brocke said office door down to give the lad´s a Friday happy hour.
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Geordie Howe.... he was just an abused child (or full screw, not sure which).. 1st came across him at Dover, complete twat, bumped into him again at gib, he was a q on my section bananas, he had mellowed some what, to say the least.
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Geordie Howe?Skinny little twat,was at Maidstone for a while-used to 'hard target' to the cookhouse?
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THERE ARE A FEW NAMES THERE!!!
No shock with Lumpy Gill - Probably the last RSM i saw his own mess members running away from!!!
DZ as an OC was a challenge
Had a full screw as RP Cpl in 28 (Gills Reign) Kev Cowling - different class.
Melnyck/Mac the Knife
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Ernie Stables!!
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Ernie Stables!!
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Got three from me, as already stated Lumpy Gill and Nelly B. Also the Corps RSM at Chatham 98-99. Little shite from 59.[/color]
I could not agree more, He was badge at 20Sqn when I was there. Small man syndrome. One of my muckers who was at 20 and got out in about 98 saw said midget crossing road outside Brompton and gave serious thought to running him over.
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Rommel wasnt he also known as bullet head, ex 59. No Im not on holiday I live and work here in Azerbaijan. To much tax in the UK.
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You on holiday? You are spreading the word today - here and ARRSE....busy lad!
Remember who came after the dwarf at Laarbruch ? Rommel.........I loved him to bits!
Ref the pension....just write to them and they should! give you a projection......my brother got his last year! DONT rely on the rise for an early retirement! Its NOT as good as we thought it was going to be.................but fingers crossed. ( All the best mate....see you on Facebook soon I hope)
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« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2007, 08:28:21 AM » |
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For me was the SSM 10 Sqn Laarbruch 75/76. The Poisened Dwarf he was called. Ran the Sqn football team. He was well passed his sell by date, but still picked himself to play. He walked into a Guesty where a couple of the boys were having a beer, started drinking with them on the lash all day, all three pissed. One of the boys made a funny remark and he jailed the pair of them.
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« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2007, 10:57:43 PM » |
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Got three from me, as already stated Lumpy Gill and Nelly B. Also the Corps RSM at Chatham 98-99. Little shite from 59.[/color]
I could not agree more, He was badge at 20Sqn when I was there. Small man syndrome. One of my muckers who was at 20 and got out in about 98 saw said midget crossing road outside Brompton and gave serious thought to running him over.
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« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2007, 03:07:12 PM » |
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Mine has got to be Ian Mckinnon, SSM 15 Fd Pk. The final straw for me that made me put pen to paper. Universally hated within the squadron, and a complete oxygen thief in Bosnia. Rumour has it that on our Gibralter tour he was decked in the mess by the SQMS, for being a dick
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« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2007, 09:28:28 AM » |
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Got three from me, as already stated Lumpy Gill and Nelly B. Also the Corps RSM at Chatham 98-99. Little shite from 59. Remember Lumpy getting an Off Route mine sponge to the swede  during crew training 88 IIRC. Oh how we all laughed. Fcuking Tw@t |
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« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2007, 11:47:24 PM » |
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theres a couple that spring to mind...........nelly b !!!!!!!jeeeeeeeeeez wat a phallick symbol....si w*bster(ex rsm 25) ive still got the knives in my back from him, but the biggest is ohjn etrsla( work it out!!) mt stream,,,,,,,,,,,prize knob of all swears hes a true mate then ends up stabbin not only me but other pads.......a now thers a TWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2007, 08:51:31 PM » |
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Brian,
Now you mention it I remember the snowball fight.
I also remember being on main gate guard and Capt Mark Phillips walked in to inspect the guard and both his spurs fell off. This was around the time he was courting Princess Anne and we weren't allowed to go past the house where they used to stay at weekends.
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« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2007, 11:32:02 AM » |
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Surely DZ has to up there amongst the top echelons of biggest twats
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« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2007, 08:14:06 AM » |
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Bob,
I also do not recall his name but he was a right nutter, He also made the regt have a snowball fight, he stood in the middle of the area and said to get the aggression out we would have this snowball fight, there was to be none thrown at the RSM or himself, then on his order everyone was to start, youve guessed it, every one threw there snowballls at him. Another of his great ideas was to get the regt to row assault boats down the Rhine and Mainze in the summer in the glorious army issue PT kit which in the day looked bloody awful, Every one got frazzled by the sun down the one side, it was a joke.
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« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2007, 10:11:38 PM » |
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The CO (His name escapes me) at 32 Engr Regt Hohne in the early 70s.
He gave himself an extension so he could go to Ireland (because he didn't have any medals!)
He got the tailor to make a mess kit for his horse (so he could take it in the Officers mess!)
He spent all the PRI money on instruments and uniforms to create a Regt Band.
He then rode on his horse, followed by the band, followed by the Regt!!
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« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2007, 10:54:36 PM » |
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I must admit I liked DR Matten too....he was QM at 50 when I was there 88-90 and he got me out of the shit a few times! He looked after Dutch Holland too when he rolled his RAF Austin Metro whilst appyting the handbrake and swerving to the left on the gravel path to "avoid a cat??" ........................
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« Reply #57 on: August 04, 2007, 11:32:17 AM » |
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Danny, remeber it well, you and me were at the bar in the rugby club, asking everyone that came to the bar
"Buy us a drink, it's only 1 mark go on we are visitors" and l don't think we put our hand in our pocket all night.
Then all hell let loose, you fuc#ed off and we had to get you back, you running around Willich, l nearly broke my fuc#ing leg chasing you. Then when we did get you in the back of the Landrover we had to sit on you till we got back to Laarbruch, great day's mate
John
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« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2007, 11:18:59 AM » |
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remeber Lt Potts , he got arrested for practicing his climbing skills on Maidstone prison wall, what an plonker, nice lad just dumb. he even wore a t shirt with a young thrusters logo for pt !!
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« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2007, 11:16:26 AM » |
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there was a full scew in 20sqn, gordie craddock, who got made up to fill the provo sgt job (no body else wanted it). he was a total wanker. he jailed me for smiling on parade one day !!! good job he didnt know i was pissed and really needed a few hours sleep. he wasnt impressed when i was still asleep when he came to let me out.]
universally hated and laughed at....
second would be the 50sqn MPF (87-89), cant remember his name, a little scotsman with a severe chip on his shoulder because he was about 4 foot fuck all
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« Reply #60 on: August 04, 2007, 09:33:07 AM » |
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Bush,
When I saw your name on here I was going to ask you if you and Mac were living next door to each other these days. I was a full screw when you got to 65 and the relationship between you and him was, shall we say, clearly strained. Remenber he made you trim your tash? He did a great job of turning the football team into a shambles and reducing 65's morale. Prepared to step on people for his own gain. Fucking bully. Makes you wonder what his attitude would be like now if you met him as a civilian and he had no rank to hide behind.
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« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2007, 09:16:50 PM » |
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John
I liked Dave Matten, I was his Orderly Dog for a life time. He saved me from getting bust in Laarbruch after our awayday to Willich when I ended up scrapping with Jock McKenzie and Bonehead Sanders. Do you remember that one, you were there?!
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« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2007, 09:01:57 AM » |
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Have to admit, the person l loved to hate, Dave Matten, 50 Sqn SSM, tried to fuc#ing jail me with only 3 days to go, but there was this thing about Matten, he was just a wanker
John
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« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2007, 10:05:09 PM » |
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I was in Waterbeach when Ossie Peters arrived. He drove in through gates, stopped at the guardroom and jailed the guard commander because the guard on the gate wasn't thorough enough in checking his ID.
When he took over his quarters he had his neighbour moved to a different house as he wasn't of sufficient high enough rank to be next door to him.
He was hated from the very top to the very bottom of the regiment.
Rumour has it he was stitched up to make it look like he had been pilfering the Sgt's Mess silver.
He went to the White Horse (a local establishment) one evening for a meal. The cook came out to take his order and Ossie threw a right royal fit at him in front of everyone in the pub, because he thought he was an Army slop jockey moonlighting. He wasn't, and the civvy cook let him know. Cooks clobber is universal in appearance.
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« Reply #64 on: August 02, 2007, 07:47:30 PM » |
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A certain Badge at 24 whilst we were in Kitchener Barracks by the Name of Ossie P complete tosser what a piss up we had when he went to Waterbeach
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« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2007, 08:19:36 PM » |
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 hey bushey dont forget your troopy in 43 mt . lankey git whoes name i forget
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« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2007, 08:02:28 PM » |
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Hes one for the list Capt Mackeliney (Footballer 28 AMPH Regt) Ao 33 Fd Sqn NI 97-98 Ish, QM 65 Fd Pk SQN 98 - 2001, OC 64 Sqn _ He has to be up their with the rest REgards Bush |
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« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2007, 06:50:06 PM » |
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..............Lumpy Gill ..........
We heard in Osnabruck that when Les Noble was in BMH just after a life saving operation Lumpy asked him if they shaved in hospital!! What a James Hunt that man was.
Les.........if you are out there please get intouch
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« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2007, 06:03:43 PM » |
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Lumpy Gill (TWAT) at 31 Armoured as the Badge and then as RSM at 28, I got extras for clearing snow at Munsterlager with a snow plough in civis even though I wasnt on duty I just went to clear the road to the NAAFI so people could get in and buy stuff.
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« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2007, 05:41:03 PM » |
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Ernie Stables!!
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« Reply #70 on: July 31, 2007, 11:41:30 PM » |
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just rememberd ..... he used to do radio speach in normal conversation ...even going as far as doing a rodger so far mid sentance and out to you at the end ... cringe making on o groups watching other arms trying not to piss themselves.
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« Reply #71 on: July 31, 2007, 11:35:26 PM » |
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got to be sticky at 38 berlin not too bad as a bloke but a complete brain fuck as an oc . you know its bad when the whole brigade feels sorry for you
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« Reply #72 on: July 31, 2007, 07:22:56 PM » |
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Pete
I think thou dost protest too much. No need to get personal, just cos you was the bike for the Massed Bands of the Royal Marines. Faggots of the World unite.
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« Reply #73 on: July 31, 2007, 09:57:48 AM » |
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Roger Sales - nothing more to add really. He was complemented by his replacement Pete Neary who knew how to temper discpline with sensibility and a sense of fairness.
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« Reply #74 on: July 31, 2007, 06:47:45 AM » |
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concave cock casey! he wast the biggest twat! Do you remember he used to go out at night and tie himself to trees wearing nothing more than a carrier bag over his head with a sign on his back saying "do me up the wrongen" he was a twat, if i ever hear from him again i will ......252 .........him up the wrongen!!!! |
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always look the way you are facing and don't get shot or kiled, mind those trams!!
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« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2007, 10:43:49 PM » |
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