Paddy & Mick are walking down a street in London.
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows when a sign catches his eye.
The sign said "Suits £5 each - Shirts £2 each - Trousers a £2.50 a pair"
Paddy says to his pal "Mick look, we could buy a whole shitload of dose" & when we get back to Ireland we could make a fekin fortune!
Now when we go into the shop you be quiet ok.
Just let me do the talking ,if they hear our accent they might not be nice to us.
I,ll speak in my best English accent.
Roight yo are Paddy I,ll keep me mouth shut,so I will,replies Mick.
They go in & Paddy says "I,ll take 50 suits at a £5 each,a 100 shirts at £2 each & 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each,I,ll just back the van up &....
The owner of the shop interrupts "Your from Ireland arent you?"
"Well....Yes" ......says a surprised Paddy. How der feck d' y' know dat??
The owner replied "This is a dry cleaners".
No offence to our Irish friends!!!!
Cheers Joe
